Humor: Hypothetical conversation I imagine Pleiadians have about us
2026-07-25
Humor: Hypothetical conversation I imagine Pleiadians have about us
By A. S.
July 25, 2026
One Pleiadian: “So, what do Earth humans call us?”
Other Pleiadian: “They call us Pleiadians.”
“Then logic suggests that they call themselves Earths, right? Or Terrans, or Gaians, or Pachamamans?”
“Nope. They call themselves humans.”
“But we’re the same species, right? We can have children together in the normal way. If their word for our species is humans, wouldn’t it be logical for them to talk about Earth humans, Erra humans, Temmer humans, et cetera?”
“Nope. Even the spiritual ones among them, who realize we exist, may not even recognize Erra...
During the quiet between great waves of energy and change, rather than taking a moment to collect yourself, you may search for something to fill in the gaps.
Constantly being busy engages your time but may not always serve you. There is a reason why The Universe provides reflection time… the body/mind/soul needs to release the doing and relax into be-ing.
Joy is waiting for you in the quiet! Do not get so caught up in the busyness of the journey that you forget the journey itself.
The further along you move into this great shift, the more you will begin to see the falseness people have been using as protection is becoming less acceptable. Those that continue to operate in this way may become angry or upset because this particular tactic is no longer working, and you no longer choose to get with the program.
If you are a human that has embraced honesty and integrity, it may be very frustrating when you encounter them. Please, do not be dismayed or take this personally. Rather than seeing you for...
A powerful wave of clarifying energy is moving through the collective today, bringing a distinct sense of arriving at a crossroad, a pivotal moment of choice where the old ways of reacting no longer work, and a new path of deliberate presence begins. The atmosphere is shifting from the heavy processing of the past few weeks and into a space of deliberate presence where we can stabilize our centre and navigate the shifting tides with clarity and grace.
Lately, the world may have felt incredibly loud, pulling your attention in a dozen different directions and scattering...
There is a lot of information from many different sources in your world right now. Some will resonate with you and others will have a dissonance. Some will speak the truth to your heart and some will not.
In seeking your truest path, practice discernment. It is best to listen to and follow your gut… move toward what feels right to you. Accept or deny, it has always been your choice!
We are here in celebration of this transformation that is occurring within every cell of your body. Humanity it moving to the higher dimensions as their frequencies increase. The energy being gifted to your planet has been planned and arranged for hundreds of years. This is the moment that a new reality is called forth.
This shift and metamorphose is effecting every aspect of your planet. Earthwalkers are witnessing, as well as experiencing, these awesome changes and divine manifestations.
Each individual is undergoing their own personal metamorphose. This change usually begins with...
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Mercury officially ended its retrograde cycle yesterday and we are fresh off a historic, rare outer planet alignment that peaked earlier this week. Now, a powerful collective wave of hope, adaption and desire for fresh experiences begins. ...
The Scribe: “Recently we spoke about your learning from your very human mistakes and that in your being human you are incomplete, but that you have potential. We also spoke of your being likely to learn from seeing others ‘pay’ for their mistakes. Indeed, let’s face it, you would not be in any great hurry to copy another who might well be paying a great price for something done wrong. That would be dumber than dumb and that action would not appeal....
Where has your play time gone? My dearest, with all the hard work you have been putting in, there also needs to be an equal amount of play because it is vital to the health of your soul.
Instead of stuffing the playful you, let him/her out! Sing, dance, draw, really laugh out loud, roll in the grass, blow bubbles, swim, enjoy your human body! There is nothing childish about play… it is a part of your nature.
In denying play-time, you are denying a beautiful part of existence and why you chose to...
Good morning. As you know, my channeling ‘experiment’ last week felt so difficult for me. White Cloud said it was due to the vast amount of Energy the crystal(s) speaking through me contained. Yet, I then couldn’t get on to anything else. Due to?
Good morning, Blossom, and Greetings to All. The reason you were unable to channel after the crystals was your mind had switched into a different ‘mode’ and therefore, new Energies were ‘blocked’ by you, even though you wanted...
The three, possibly even four, assassination attempts on high-ranking politicians last week point toa revolutionary autumn. The victims include the American warmonger Lindsey Graham, Sheikh Al Thani of Qatar, Ann Widdecombe of Reform UK, and most likely Senator Mitch McConnell.
In addition to these deaths, many prominent figures have gone into hiding, including US Vice President JD Vance, Palantir CEO Peter Thiel, the head of British intelligence, and others, as the bitter struggle for supremacy in the West enters its final phase.
Meanwhile, attempts to extort money from other countries to settle debts...
The three, possibly even four, assassination attempts on high-ranking politicians last week point toa revolutionary autumn. The victims include the American warmonger Lindsey Graham, Sheikh Al Thani of Qatar, Ann Widdecombe of Reform UK, and most likely Senator Mitch McConnell.
In addition to these deaths, many prominent figures have gone into hiding, including US Vice President JD Vance, Palantir CEO Peter Thiel, the head of British intelligence, and others, as the bitter struggle for supremacy in the West enters its final phase.
Meanwhile, attempts to extort money from other countries to settle debts...
I am Lord Serapis Bey. I am the one that has been given at the time of Atlantis to hold the White Flame steady, a fraction of it until such time as humanity would rise into the new Earth and the new Golden Age.
And so I kept it in my Ashram over Luxor in Egypt. There are vast underground temple complexes and pyramids under them. You can even go under the Nile through tunnel systems, as the Nile is man-made.
But Egypt was always just the keeper. It was never the...
Rob: So I’m just envisioning Archangel Uriel in front of me – a lot of white light, silver, platinum-looking, very shiny.
So I haven’t channeled you, Uriel, in quite some time. In thinking about what it is I should ask about, the phrase. “release the old” just jumped out at me. So, do you have any wisdom to share on that topic?
AA Uriel: Greetings, all. This is Uriel. It is always such a pleasure to be with you in this way, to converse with you in this way.
The light body is based in the metaphysical structure . It is made up of the higher self energy-based existence beyond the physical self and human body. It is the full embodiment of a heightened state of source consciousness, the spiritual awakening into an interconnected state of being .
Associated with energy centers (chakras) it is responsible for creating balance, alignment , self healing, and full transformation. The light body’s function is activated during conscious ascension in human form . It is the embodiment of spiritual evolution , mastery and higher self-actualisation ....
Monjoronson: “My child, it is a pleasure for me to formally enter into contact with you for the very first time on this tropical afternoon. Do not worry about what you may call me. I do have several names, and even more to be given to me in the future. On each planet and according to the geographic regions where an Avonal Son appears on His mission, he may receive different names and titles. Call me what you like best, your respect and...
Thought Adjuster: “When contemplating his humble origin, the human being tends to forget the importance of his life as the foundation of his spiritual career. It is here, upon this earth, where you experience physical pain, fatigue, fear, uncertainty, impatience, helplessness, resignation, loneliness, and many other things that affect your spirit. These are the normal occurrences of life, but they are also the greatest opportunities presented to you to affirm your faith and rise above all these things.
As you step through this most recently opened door, it is in your best interest to keep your wits about you. Many distractions will present themselves in an attempt to draw you away from your path.
It is imperative to stay focused and grounded or, in other words, keep your eyes on the prize. The growth, learning and clarity coming to you now will be of great use in the coming months.
Be present, be real and keep an open heart to the amazing coming your way!
A study published in Nature Communications has identified vitamin K as a key regulator of the bone remodeling process, according to the report. The research found that vitamin K influences bone remodeling through the signaling protein GAS6, which helps coordinate the activity of bone-building and bone-resorbing cells. The findings add to a growing body of evidence that skeletal health depends on more than calcium and vitamin D alone.
Bones are dynamic, living tissues that undergo constant remodeling, a process that relies heavily on nutrition to fuel the breakdown and rebuilding of bone tissue, according to an...
The further along you move into this great shift, the more you will begin to see the falseness people have been using as protection is becoming less acceptable. Those that continue to operate in this way may become angry or upset because this particular tactic is no longer working, and you no longer choose to get with the program.
If you are a human that has embraced honesty and integrity, it may be very frustrating when you encounter them. Please, do not be dismayed or take this personally. Rather than seeing you for...
You likely want assurance that what we of the Universes are prophesying is reality rather than make-believe. We discuss, relay, and even promote activities that sound too good to be true to you. Your 3D reality is that such dreams never fully or, oftentimes, even partially materialize. So you are hesitant to believe your life can ever be one of peace and joy, that you will ever let go of your fears of what is going to happen, or that you can trust people to give you what they promise.
Fui encorajado por Saint Germain a escrever o meu mais recente livro, O Sentido Espiritual da Vida, como uma mensagem oportuna nestes tempos de rápidas mudanças. O mundo exterior está a mudar rapidamente e o mundo interior, inspirado por energias cósmicas transformadoras, está a mudar ainda mais rapidamente. Mais um motivo para evitar as notícias todas as manhãs e dedicar mais tempo de qualidade à meditação!
O livro O Sentido Espiritual da Vida vai à raiz do sentido da vida, tornando-se uma fonte de contemplação da vontade do Criador. Foi concebido como...
Blessings. We are Thymus. We are the collective of ascended masters.
We come to you from the twelfth dimension with many blessings and much love. We know that you are facing quite a bit there on your planet at this time, and that it seems as though everything is getting more and more chaotic. But we also know that with the mass awakenings that are happening all the time on Earth, you are counterbalancing the effects of those who...
As the energy and anticipation of the next phase begins to build, you may feel giddy and full of butterflies. No preparation is needed; these specific shifts and periods of growth have become old hat for you.
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Amid the chaos on your Earth plane is a small light that, over the coming weeks, will...
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Thought Adjuster: “Patience is your best ally in the process of your spiritual growth. Growth occurs OVER TIME, and it is something that many of you have a hard time acknowledging, as you are so eager to get to your beautiful destination and would like to cut corners.
It is wonderful that you entertain focused intentions as they are...
Currently we are navigating through an intense energetic period where an immense evolutionary force is guiding our attention toward what must be transformed within. The energy is highly volatile and deeply revealing, as it is stripping away illusions offering a major reality check. It is showing us exactly where we have outgrown our current life structure, and where our choices no longer match what our soul is needing to create and express.
We are being invited to face what has been sitting beneath the surface as unhealed patterns are being highlighted. You may feel this emotionally as...
Saudações, saudações, nós somos os Seres Brancos Celestiais.
Viemos das vibrações celestiais e cósmicas do universo do Criador. Trabalhamos com a Terra desde a sua criação e dedicamo-nos a apoiá-los na sua existência e realidade espiritual aqui na Terra. Basta invocarem-nos e nós os auxiliaremos, guiaremos, traremos a cura e os apoiaremos na sua realidade.
Hoje, desejamos falar sobre o que vieram criar à Terra, agora. O que devem criar agora, na Terra, nesta vida? Muitos de vós podem estar a...