My dearest brothers and sisters,
This is Hakann speaking. I greet you in peace and love.
Today I would like to discuss god, satan, factory farming, trump and putin.
God and satan
Your planet used to be ruled by a combination of hostile extraterrestrials and demons, and their human minions.
The hostile extraterrestrials have mostly been chased away or eliminated already, in large part by the actions of the galactic confederation. My kind, Pleiadians, are part of the galactic confederation.
The most powerful of these demons was the being that you know...
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